Thursday, October 15, 2009

october 15, 2009

"Wait, so, what about porn?"

"Wait, y'all weren't talking about porn?"

Thursday, October 8, 2009

10-08-2009

"Waagh! My tits came loose!"
"Aw, I missed it!"

"So there was a giant spider in my rutabagas..."

"And then the monkeys showed up."

"I can't help it if you don't understand the monkeys."

10/08/09

"Waagh! My tits came loose!"
"Aw, I missed it!"

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A catchup post (Sept. 10, 2009)

"If we were at Weaver St., I would just take off my shirt!"

"Awww.....I have a big mono!"

"Even if I'm giving it to her, I'm not popping it out for her."

"Is it me or does my mono smell funny?"
"I'm not sniffing your mono!"

"It's expensive to walk through corn? What are you talking about?"

"Homework for the week: use 'cabana tan' in a sentence."

Why?

Every Thursday night, a group of knitters gathers together in a franchise cafe to dine, knit, and opine about the world in general. Because this group of knitters is particularly strong-minded, hilarity often ensues, earning us horrified looks from mothers, children being quietly led away, and interested looks from undergraduates trying desperately to study (and failing miserably). We are starting this blog as a repository for some of the statements that come out of our mouths. Names are removed to protect the guilty...